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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064553519" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Old Lady And The Doctor</p><p></p><p>A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent. </p><p></p><p>The doctor says, I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. </p><p></p><p>The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts although still silent stink terribly. </p><p></p><p>The doctor says, Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.</p><p></p><p>=======</p><p></p><p>An elderly gent was invited to his old friends home for dinner one evening.</p><p>He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they were still very clearly in love.</p><p>While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names.</p><p>The old man hung his head. I have to tell you the truth, he said. I forgot her name about ten years ago.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064553519, member: 14320"] Old Lady And The Doctor A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent. The doctor says, I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts although still silent stink terribly. The doctor says, Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing. ======= An elderly gent was invited to his old friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they were still very clearly in love. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names. The old man hung his head. I have to tell you the truth, he said. I forgot her name about ten years ago. [/QUOTE]
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