Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064553034" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>We know cunnilingus is grand,</p><p>But what I cannot understand,</p><p>Who was the first guy,</p><p>To give it a try...?</p><p>I think we should give him a hand!</p><p>_____________________________</p><p></p><p>There was an old Irish mick</p><p>whose cum was exceedingly thick</p><p>He could squeeze it out</p><p>And spray it about</p><p>But it stuck to the end of his dick.</p><p>_____________________________</p><p></p><p>Jack and Jill went up the hill,</p><p>So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.</p><p>Jack got a shock</p><p>And a mouthful of cock,</p><p>'Cause Jill's a fucking tranny!</p><p>_____________________________</p><p></p><p>There was a young student called Jones,</p><p>Who'd reduce any maiden to moans,</p><p>By his wonderful knowledge,</p><p>Acquired in college,</p><p>Of nineteen erogenous zones.</p><p>_____________________________</p><p>There was a young fellow of Harold</p><p>Whose john was the size of a marrow.</p><p>He said to his tart,</p><p>"How's this for a start?</p><p>My balls are outside in a barrel."</p><p>_____________________________</p><p></p><p>There was a young fool name of Raines,</p><p>To get laid, he'd go to great pains,</p><p>Never a genius,</p><p>He thought with his penis,</p><p>But his prick was as dumb as his brains.</p><p>_____________________________</p><p></p><p>There was a young fellow named Sweeney,</p><p>Whose girl was a terrible meanie.</p><p>The hatch of her snatch,</p><p>Had a catch that would latch;</p><p>She could only be screwed by Houdini.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064553034, member: 14320"] We know cunnilingus is grand, But what I cannot understand, Who was the first guy, To give it a try...? I think we should give him a hand! _____________________________ There was an old Irish mick whose cum was exceedingly thick He could squeeze it out And spray it about But it stuck to the end of his dick. _____________________________ Jack and Jill went up the hill, So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock And a mouthful of cock, 'Cause Jill's a fucking tranny! _____________________________ There was a young student called Jones, Who'd reduce any maiden to moans, By his wonderful knowledge, Acquired in college, Of nineteen erogenous zones. _____________________________ There was a young fellow of Harold Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrel." _____________________________ There was a young fool name of Raines, To get laid, he'd go to great pains, Never a genius, He thought with his penis, But his prick was as dumb as his brains. _____________________________ There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie. The hatch of her snatch, Had a catch that would latch; She could only be screwed by Houdini. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
V manage
hi, anyone using V-manage? any feedback? thanks :)
Some !@#$ stole my seats/gearknob/ICE
Evo owners,
Last thursday some !@#$ stole my recaro seats (superb condition, ori evo6, both front and back!), gear knob (ori evo6) and ICE system from my evo5. My car is parked in the garage with the porch light on...
D-I-Y turbo timer
I've heard somewhere that u can diy ur turbo time using timer from washing machine,etc.... can aah??? any ideas how???
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...