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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064552641" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>House Of Ill Repute</p><p></p><p>One time when I was visiting Toronto I asked a chap where I could find a good house of ill repute. He gave me an address and said to ask for Sally.</p><p></p><p>I went to the address and requested Sally. She took me to a room, stripped down and said, "Go ahead, but let me know how it is."</p><p></p><p>After a few minutes I said, "It's not bad but a bit loose."</p><p></p><p>She said, "Get off for a moment."</p><p></p><p>I did that and she reached down and fiddled about with her privates.</p><p></p><p>"Try it now." she said.</p><p></p><p>I did and found it better but still a bit loose, so I told her so. She repeated her actions and when I tried it again it was perfect.</p><p></p><p>When we were finished and I was paying her I asked, "How do you manage to adjust it's size to fit anyone?"</p><p></p><p>"Well," she said, "I've been in this business for some time and have developed warts on one side and wormholes on the other. I just button them up."</p><p>_______</p><p></p><p>There once was a lady from France,</p><p>Who took a long train ride by chance,</p><p>The engineer fucked her, Before the Conductor,</p><p>Whilst the fireman came in his pants.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064552641, member: 14320"] House Of Ill Repute One time when I was visiting Toronto I asked a chap where I could find a good house of ill repute. He gave me an address and said to ask for Sally. I went to the address and requested Sally. She took me to a room, stripped down and said, "Go ahead, but let me know how it is." After a few minutes I said, "It's not bad but a bit loose." She said, "Get off for a moment." I did that and she reached down and fiddled about with her privates. "Try it now." she said. I did and found it better but still a bit loose, so I told her so. She repeated her actions and when I tried it again it was perfect. When we were finished and I was paying her I asked, "How do you manage to adjust it's size to fit anyone?" "Well," she said, "I've been in this business for some time and have developed warts on one side and wormholes on the other. I just button them up." _______ There once was a lady from France, Who took a long train ride by chance, The engineer fucked her, Before the Conductor, Whilst the fireman came in his pants. [/QUOTE]
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