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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064552025" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Great Aussie Love Poem</p><p></p><p>Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird</p><p>And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word</p><p></p><p>So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab</p><p>It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab</p><p></p><p>So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care</p><p>So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There</p><p></p><p>No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts</p><p>They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best</p><p></p><p>I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies</p><p>I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs</p><p></p><p>I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met</p><p>I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get</p><p></p><p>No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear</p><p>Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer!</p><p></p><p>_______</p><p></p><p>The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."</p><p></p><p>"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064552025, member: 14320"] The Great Aussie Love Poem Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! _______ The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me?" "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife." [/QUOTE]
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