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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064551387" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Tarzan and Jane</p><p></p><p>Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.</p><p></p><p>Interviewer: Name?</p><p></p><p>Tarzan: Me Tarzan</p><p></p><p>Interviewer: Married?</p><p></p><p>Tarzan: Wife Jane</p><p></p><p>Interviewer: Children?</p><p></p><p>Tarzan: Son boy</p><p></p><p>Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan?</p><p></p><p>Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle</p><p></p><p>Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name</p><p></p><p>Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy</p><p></p><p></p><p>A tall Texan rancher in a tall Stetson hat strode into a rather sleazy cocktail lounge with his buddies.</p><p></p><p>As he passed the veteran waitress bent over wiping a table, he slapped her on the ass and said, "Ah shore do wish Ah had a little pussy."</p><p></p><p>She glanced up at him without stopping and said, "So do I.</p><p></p><p>Mine's as big as your hat." </p><p></p><p></p><p>There once was a man named MacGruder</p><p>Who met a nude and he wooed her</p><p>She thought it was crude</p><p>To be wooed in the nude</p><p>But MacGruder was shrewd and he screwed her.</p><p></p><p></p><p>There once was a man named Mort </p><p>Whose dick was incredibly short </p><p>He climbed into bed </p><p>And his lady friend said, </p><p>"That's not a dick, it's a wart.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064551387, member: 14320"] Tarzan and Jane Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job. Interviewer: Name? Tarzan: Me Tarzan Interviewer: Married? Tarzan: Wife Jane Interviewer: Children? Tarzan: Son boy Interviewer: Anything else to your name besides Tarzan? Tarzan: Tarzan, King of the Jungle Interviewer: Jane's Whole Name Tarzan: Jane's Hole named Pussy A tall Texan rancher in a tall Stetson hat strode into a rather sleazy cocktail lounge with his buddies. As he passed the veteran waitress bent over wiping a table, he slapped her on the ass and said, "Ah shore do wish Ah had a little pussy." She glanced up at him without stopping and said, "So do I. Mine's as big as your hat." There once was a man named MacGruder Who met a nude and he wooed her She thought it was crude To be wooed in the nude But MacGruder was shrewd and he screwed her. There once was a man named Mort Whose dick was incredibly short He climbed into bed And his lady friend said, "That's not a dick, it's a wart. [/QUOTE]
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