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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064549922" data-attributes="member: 14320">Piano PlayerA bar had a sign in the window advertising that they needed a pianoplayer. A scroungy-looking, old, retired Navy Chief entered the bar andtold the bartender he was interested in the job. The bartender wasn'ttoo impressed with his looks but said, "What the hell," and pointed theold sailor to the piano in the corner.The tattooed old veteran sat down and started to play the mostbeautiful, melodious piece of music the people in the bar had everheard. All talk stopped while he played, and when he finished with amusical flourish, they all applauded."Hey, man, you're good," said the barkeep. "What was that?""That was an original composition I call, 'Drop Them Panties AndGrease-Up, Woman, 'Cause It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Night.' ""Interesting title," said the bartender. "Got another?"The old sailor broke into a foot stompin' honky-tonk piece that broughtthe bar patrons to their feet, clapping along until it was finished,when they again gave him a thunderous round of applause."You are great, man. Really great. What do you call that one?" asked thebartender."That's another original little ditty I call, 'I Wanna Lick Yer BareButt, Baby, 'Til I Make You Bark Like A Fox.' "The old sailor then turned around on the bench and said, "If you'llexcuse me, I need to use the restroom."While he was gone, the bartender decided to offer him the job, startingimmediately. When the old musician returned a few moments later, thebartender said, "If you want the job, it's yours."He looked down and noticed the old sailor hadn't "quite" finished histrip to the restroom."By the way," he asked him, "do you know your pecker is hanging out forall the world to see?""Know it? Hell, I WROTE it!"</blockquote>

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