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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064549246" data-attributes="member: 14320">Naughty Little JohnnyLittle Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularlyletting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior,Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact." The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, willyou stop?" Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on thefloor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tinylittle speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down andfarted but when she was done, and there was not a trace of chalk dustleft on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see herdo it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt. "No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a Double-Barrel!"]]]]Tim: Sam, I hear you just got married again.Sam: Yes, for the fourth time.Tim: What happened to your first three wives?Sam: They all died, Tim.Tim: How did that happen?Sam: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.Tim: How terrible! And your second?Sam: She ate poison mushrooms.Tim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?Sam: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.Tim: I see; an accident.Sam: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.</blockquote>

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