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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064547122" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Her Story: / His Story:</p><p></p><p>HER STORY:</p><p></p><p>He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might</p><p>have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything</p><p>much about it. The conversation was quite slow going, so I </p><p>thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we </p><p>could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and </p><p>he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and</p><p>start to wonder whether it's me or something else.</p><p></p><p>I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure.</p><p>So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him</p><p>and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell</p><p>this means because you know he doesn't say it back or </p><p>anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if </p><p>he's going to dump me!</p><p></p><p>So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV.</p><p>Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then, after about</p><p>10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed</p><p>really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. </p><p></p><p>I dunno, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean,</p><p>do you think he's met someone else?</p><p></p><p>HIS STORY:</p><p></p><p>Lousy day at work. Tired. Got laid though.</p><p></p><p>______</p><p></p><p>A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to </p><p>take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. </p><p></p><p>The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. </p><p></p><p>The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too </p><p>hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.". </p><p></p><p>The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards </p><p>straight down the fairway. </p><p></p><p>The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this time </p><p>take the club out of your mouth."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064547122, member: 14320"] Her Story: / His Story: HER STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me! So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV. Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave. I dunno, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else? HIS STORY: Lousy day at work. Tired. Got laid though. ______ A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis.". The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth." [/QUOTE]
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