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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064543748" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Blonde's MessageA blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?""Yes, anything" the blonde promised.With that, the man said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and close the door" She did.He then said, "Get on your knees" She did.Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly "HELLO.....MOM, can you hear me???Bananas are better than Men because...You don't mind swallowing a banana.Bananas are always stiff. Bananas don't know how to fart.A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.No one cares if you have two bananas in bed with you at the same time.Another woman will never try to steal your banana.Bananas can last the whole night through.Even the smallest bananas are at least eight inches long. A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!" "Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"</blockquote>

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