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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064541693" data-attributes="member: 14320">Tattoo ParlourA woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."============================================================First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ============================================================Confucious say: Man who lick titty make clean breast of things!============================================================Blonde Moments!As the priest was leaving his church after the service, he accidentallybumped a gorgeous blonde parishioner, knocking her left tit with his elbow."I'm so sorry," the priest gushed. Then after a moment of hesitationadded, "But I'm sure that if your heart is as soft as your breast, there's a place for you in heaven.""Well," said the blonde, "if your cock's as hard as your elbow, weshould go into those bushes and fuck!"============================================================Why do blondes wear tampons? Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.</blockquote>

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