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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064540700" data-attributes="member: 14320">Fresh Sex With Fill-upA gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so theowner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for hisfree sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If heguessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close.The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled infor a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor againgave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Theredneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was4. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think thatgame is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged my wife won twice last week."Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit."She, getting tired of his nagging, said, "I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex."He replied, "But they stunt your growth."She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, "So, what's your excuse then?"</blockquote>

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