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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064539850" data-attributes="member: 14320">Creation Of The PussySeven wise men with knowledge so fine,created a pussy to their design.First was a carpenter, strong and bold,using a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.Second was a butcher, endowed with wit,using a knife, he gave it a slit.Then came a tailor, tall and thin,with a piece of red velvet, he lined it within.Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,using a piece of fur, he lined it without.Then came a fisherman, nasty as Hell,he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.Next was a preacher, whose name was McGee,he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.Finally, a sailor, the dirty little runt,he fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt.Q: How can you tell if two lesbians are twins?A: They lick alike.Q: What's a tiger?A: A five-hundred-pound pussy that eats you.Q: When do you know you're really lonely?A: Your own tongue starts to feel good in your mouth.There once was a girl from DecaturWho got laid by a big alligator.Now, nobody knewThe result of that screw,Because after he laid her, he ate her.There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass When he'd bang 'em together They'd play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his assQ. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?A. An elephant with diarrhea.Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny?A. Her lipstickQ. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?A. Well hung.This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"</blockquote>