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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064538049" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pissed OffComing into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned overand confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !""Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely."See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to herhome. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and wewere just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the frontdoor. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge bymy fingernails! ""Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender."Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," thecustomer went on."When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You'renaked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazyson of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?""Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in alousy mood.""Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and whenthey finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.And where does it land? My damned forehead!""Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender."Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was whenthe husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toiletis broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let looseright on my head !"The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day.""Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY,REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet wereonly SIX inches off the ground!!"</blockquote>

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