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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064533732" data-attributes="member: 14320">Orphanage For GirlsNuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day,the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leaveand seek their way in life."You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremelysinful world." she said. "I must warn you that men will take advantageof you. They'll do anything to get their way. They'll take you torestaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartmentsand motels where they'll undress you, do terrible things, give youtwenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.""Excuse me, Mother." one of the girls asked. "You mean men will takeadvantage of us and give us cash?""Yes child, why do you ask?""Because the priests only give us candy!"```Q. What's the worst thing about growing unemployment?A. It gets harder to fuck your girlfriend with her husband home.Q. What do you call someone who stands six feet two, weighs 150 kilos, is bearded, tattooed and can survive walking into a room full of feminists bellowing, "Which bitch wants the first fuck?"A. Another feminist.How can you tell your daughter's being abused at her day-care center?You hand her a broom and she straddles it.How can you tell your son's being abused at his day-care center?He won't use a pacifier unless it's got hair on it.</blockquote>

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