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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064532482" data-attributes="member: 14320">Talented VaginaPaddy is sitting in a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina?""Yes, I'm sorry," Paddy replies and promises to avert his eyes."It's quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina can do."I can also make it wink," says the woman. Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him."Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, "Would you like to stick 2 fingers in?"Stunned, Paddy replies, "You're kidding-you mean it can whistle, too?"______Several women were having dinner, ordered Clam Chowder, and theyfound a condom in the Chowder.. They unanimously decided to suethe restaurant for 3 million dollars. When their lawyer asked,how come they were asking for so much money...the all shouted,"The damn waiter was still wearing the condom."________There was a old man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds great tuffs of grass shot out of his arse and his cock was covered in weeds.</blockquote>

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