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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064531193" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Gay In LoveOne of two gays who were living together fell in love with the handsomeyoung doctor across the street."I'd just love to meet him," said one gay to his roommate, "if you haveno objections. But I don't know how to go about it.""I don't mind, sweets. Have your fling. Just pose as one of hispatients."So the first one went to the doctor's office the next day and said hisname was Smith."What's your problem, Mr Smith?" the doctor asked."Oh, Doctor, I have such a terrible pain in my rectum.""Let's have a look," said the doctor. "Take off your trousers."The doctor parted his cheeks and looked up inside with a flashlight."Holy smoke!" the doctor exclaimed. "No wonder you have pains. Do yourealize that you have one dozen roses up in there?""Never mind the roses," the patient said. "Just read the card!"Whore House Slogans----------------------------------1. More Fuck for your Buck!2. More Honey for your Money!3. More Gash for your Cash!4. More Hole for your Pole!5. More Head for your Bread!6. More Booty for your Looty!7. More Strange for your Change!8. She'll Wear a Collar for a Dollar!9. Will suck for a buck!I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love. Wife: "Why don't you ever call out my name when we're making love?"Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."</blockquote>