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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064530345" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>"Hey, Can You Give Me A Hand?".</p><p></p><p>Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man</p><p>with no arms comes up to him and says</p><p>"Hey, can you give me a hand?"</p><p>Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help.</p><p>He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes</p><p>out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy.</p><p>Imagining the bonus he will get come judgement day, he continues to hold</p><p>the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back</p><p>up in his pants.</p><p>"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says</p><p>"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with</p><p>your Johnson?"</p><p>Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know,</p><p>but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"</p><p>=====</p><p>You know how your Mommy used to kiss you good night?</p><p>Think about it . . . she might have just finished giving Daddy a blow job . . .</p><p>Yo' mama's so fat that after I fucked her I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064530345, member: 14320"] "Hey, Can You Give Me A Hand?". Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?" Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgement day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants. "Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says "No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?" Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!" ===== You know how your Mommy used to kiss you good night? Think about it . . . she might have just finished giving Daddy a blow job . . . Yo' mama's so fat that after I fucked her I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch. [/QUOTE]
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