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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064529261" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Blonde DateA guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a"lovers point" where they started making out. After things startedgetting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Doyou want to get into the back seat?""NO!" she answered.Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and thingsare getting really hot, so he asks again,"Do you want to get into the back seat?" "NO!" she answers again.Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has hispants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now."Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again."NO!" she answers yet again.Frustrated, he demands "Well, why not!""Because I want to stay up here with you!"=====One day suddenly the husband has an heart attack. He says before dying, "When I die, dear, cut off my penis and attach to the wall of our bedroom. When you feel like having sex start pumping on it. "He dies and his wife does exactly what he said.Three of her neighbours come to know about this. They plan to make a hole in the wall and insert their penis from backside.The first man tries it. As usual the woman starts sucking and pumping on it.The second man tries it and the same thing happens.When the third man tries it the woman comes, cuts the penis from the wall with a knife and says, "come on darling we are shifting to another house."=====Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show=====There was a young dancer, Priscillla,Who flavored her cunt with vanilla.The taste was so fine,Men and beasts stood in line,Including a stud Armadillo.</blockquote>

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