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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064529048" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Useless Penis Facts</p><p></p><p>*Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200</p><p>*Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000</p><p>*Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons</p><p>*Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons</p><p>*Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour</p><p>*Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour</p><p>*Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7</p><p>*Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150</p><p>*Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches</p><p>*Average length when erect: 5.1</p><p>*Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch</p><p>*Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches</p><p>*Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)</p><p>*Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet</p><p>*Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall</p><p>*Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight</p><p>*Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ</p><p>*Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%</p><p>*Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%</p><p>*Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%</p><p>*Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks</p><p>*Average # of erections per day for a man: 11</p><p>*Average # of erections during the night: 9</p><p>*Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches</p><p>*The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)</p><p>*Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds</p><p>*Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours</p><p>*Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)</p><p>*Shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie: 7 years</p><p>*Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100</p><p>*Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm</p><p>*Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm</p><p>*Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm</p><p>*# of times condoms are thicker than plastic wrap: Almost 6</p><p>*In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.</p><p>*Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.</p><p>*Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.</p><p>*Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)</p><p>*Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.</p><p>*Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.</p><p>*It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood,' a name for an a.m. erection.</p><p>*Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064529048, member: 14320"] Useless Penis Facts *Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 *Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 *Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons *Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons *Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour *Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour *Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 *Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 *Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches *Average length when erect: 5.1 *Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch *Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches *Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) *Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet *Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall *Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight *Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ *Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% *Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% *Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% *Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks *Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 *Average # of erections during the night: 9 *Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches *The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance) *Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds *Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours *Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) *Shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie: 7 years *Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100 *Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm *Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm *Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm *# of times condoms are thicker than plastic wrap: Almost 6 *In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. *Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. *Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. *Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun) *Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. *Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower. *It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood,' a name for an a.m. erection. *Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false. [/QUOTE]
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