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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064528937" data-attributes="member: 14320">The RobotTwo friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek."Hey, bud, how are ya?""I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!""Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"No way, how could that be?""Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works.If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze herright tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex,too!""Holy shit! You're kidding, right?""No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her fora while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencilsharpener!"=======A couple had not been married for long, when the husband came home one day to find that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she had been up to and why she hadn’t been home for so long. She replied:”These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week.” The husband answered: “But it’s only been two days what do you mean a week?” She answered “I am just here to get something to fuck’n eat.”</blockquote>

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