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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064528902" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Country-Western Song Titles</p><p></p><p>How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?</p><p>Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?</p><p>Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling</p><p>Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.</p><p>Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine</p><p>Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal</p><p>Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You</p><p>Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well</p><p>Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better</p><p>Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win</p><p>I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite</p><p>I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here</p><p>I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You</p><p>If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You</p><p>If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now</p><p>Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)</p><p>My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus</p><p>My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him</p><p>Please Bypass this Heart</p><p>She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger</p><p>You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly </p><p>Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure</p><p>Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed</p><p>Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye </p><p>It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long</p><p>If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me</p><p>She's Looking Better After Every Beer</p><p></p><p>*****</p><p></p><p>There was a young dolly named Molly</p><p>Who thought that to frig was folly.</p><p>Said she, "Your pee-pee</p><p>Means nothing to me,</p><p>But I'll do it just to be jolly."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064528902, member: 14320"] Country-Western Song Titles How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him Please Bypass this Heart She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me She's Looking Better After Every Beer ***** There was a young dolly named Molly Who thought that to frig was folly. Said she, "Your pee-pee Means nothing to me, But I'll do it just to be jolly." [/QUOTE]
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