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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064528578" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Cheating</p><p></p><p>Three men are sitting at a bar and each admits that he thinks his wife is cheating on him.</p><p></p><p>"I found a hammer and a tool belt under my bed yesterday," the first man says. "I think my wife is sleeping with a carpenter."</p><p></p><p>"Well, I found a medical bag under my bed yesterday," the second man admits. "I think my wife is sleeping with a doctor."</p><p></p><p>"That's nothing," the third man says. "When I came home yesterday, I found a cowboy under my bed.I think my wife is screwing a horse."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Ponder this</p><p></p><p>*Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. </p><p>*Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." </p><p>*The proctologist called.... they found your head. </p><p>*Save your breath........ You'll need it to blow up your date. </p><p>*Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. </p><p>*WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. </p><p>*Guys.... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. </p><p>*Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends. </p><p>*Try not to let your mind wander.... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. </p><p>*Welcome to America .... Now learn Spanish.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Thought for the day </p><p>Beware </p><p>The toes you step on today </p><p>could well be attached </p><p>to the legs </p><p>that lead to the arse </p><p>you may have to kiss tomorrow</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064528578, member: 14320"] Cheating Three men are sitting at a bar and each admits that he thinks his wife is cheating on him. "I found a hammer and a tool belt under my bed yesterday," the first man says. "I think my wife is sleeping with a carpenter." "Well, I found a medical bag under my bed yesterday," the second man admits. "I think my wife is sleeping with a doctor." "That's nothing," the third man says. "When I came home yesterday, I found a cowboy under my bed.I think my wife is screwing a horse." ===== Ponder this *Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole. *Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." *The proctologist called.... they found your head. *Save your breath........ You'll need it to blow up your date. *Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. *WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. *Guys.... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. *Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends. *Try not to let your mind wander.... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. *Welcome to America .... Now learn Spanish. ===== Thought for the day Beware The toes you step on today could well be attached to the legs that lead to the arse you may have to kiss tomorrow [/QUOTE]
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