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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064527788" data-attributes="member: 14320">Morris & Sadie Morris comes home and finds his wife Sadie crying. She says, "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you're having an affair with your secretary. Why would you do that to me? I've always been a good wife...I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"Morris says, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You never moan when we have sex."Sadie says, "If I moaned when we have sex, you'd stop running around? All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I can moan during sex."They go to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb in bed. As they start kissing, Sadie says, "Now, Morris? Should I moan now?"He says, "No, not yet." He starts fondling her, and she says, "What about now? Should I moan now?"He says, "No, I'll tell you when." He climbs on top of her and starts banging her.She says, "Is it time for me to moan now, Morris?"He says, "Wait, wait...I'll tell you when." A few minutes later, just seconds before he's going to climax, he says, "Now, Sadie. Moan. Moan..."She says, "Oy, you wouldn't believe what a day I had..." There once was a man named Bob,Who loved to show off his knob,He flashed it at Dave,And rubbed it on Jay,Who sucked it like corn on the cob!</blockquote>

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