Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064527515" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The Explanation</p><p></p><p>A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..." </p><p>I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge. </p><p>She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style. </p><p>She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you. </p><p>Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now. </p><p>"Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'" </p><p></p><p>--------</p><p></p><p>A worried young man from Stamboul,</p><p>Found lots of red spots on his tool,</p><p>Said the doctor a cynic, "Get out of my clinic!",</p><p>Just wipe off the lipstick you fool!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064527515, member: 14320"] The Explanation A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband called out "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..." I was driving home on the highway when I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled. I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the fridge. She was bare-footed so I gave her your good sandals which you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her the sweater which I bought for you for your birthday but you never wore because the color didn't suit you. Her pants were torn, so I gave her a pair of your jeans, which were perfectly good, but too small for you now. "Then just as she was about to leave, she asked, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore ?'" -------- A worried young man from Stamboul, Found lots of red spots on his tool, Said the doctor a cynic, "Get out of my clinic!", Just wipe off the lipstick you fool!" [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Black Racing Pro N1 16x6.5jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
WTA: 4G64 crank into 4G63...
is it difficult to install 4G64 crank into our 4G63 block ?
have anyone tried it ?
Help with my Savanna
Hi guys,
I've got a problem with my Savanna and I'm wondering if anybody can help. I've had it restored and such, so the engine is a single turbo from an FC, along with the undercarriage. Now here's the problem: if...
rx8 gear box for sale
hey guys i have a used Rx8 auto gearbox for sale
asking price Rm2800.00nego
:sleep:
call me for more infor
012 669 0525
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...