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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064526246" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Things That Make You Go.. Hmmm.....</p><p></p><p>*Why do we say something is out of whack? What is in whack?</p><p>*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?</p><p>*Do Lipton tea employees take coffee breaks?</p><p>*How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didn't live there?</p><p>*No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning.</p><p>*If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?</p><p>*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?</p><p>=======</p><p>*Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. </p><p>*It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.</p><p>*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.</p><p>*Man who sit on tack, get point.</p><p>*Man with hand on tool not always mechanic</p><p>*Man who lives in glass house should change in basement</p><p>*He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.</p><p>=======</p><p>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.</p><p>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.</p><p>=======</p><p>John is out in the country with his new bride. </p><p>They watch as a bull comes over the rise and bangs six cows in a row, one after the other.</p><p>His wife says, "It's a shame a man can't perform like that." </p><p>He says, "We could, if we got to change cows every time."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064526246, member: 14320"] Things That Make You Go.. Hmmm..... *Why do we say something is out of whack? What is in whack? *Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? *Do Lipton tea employees take coffee breaks? *How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didn't live there? *No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning. *If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? *If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? ======= *Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out. *It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it. *Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *Man who sit on tack, get point. *Man with hand on tool not always mechanic *Man who lives in glass house should change in basement *He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. ======= I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ======= John is out in the country with his new bride. They watch as a bull comes over the rise and bangs six cows in a row, one after the other. His wife says, "It's a shame a man can't perform like that." He says, "We could, if we got to change cows every time." [/QUOTE]
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