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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064524831" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Three Daughters</p><p></p><p>A mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each one of them to write home and tell her about their married life.</p><p></p><p>The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message, "Maxwell Coffee-house". The mother is confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said: "Satisfaction to the last drop", so Mother was happy.</p><p></p><p>The second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read; "Four Square Cigarettes". So the mother looks for the ad, and it says; "LIVE LIFE KING SIZE". And Mother is happy.</p><p></p><p>Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. It took 4 weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply "BRITISH AIRWAYS". Mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. She found one and fainted.</p><p></p><p>The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>One hot, humid afternoon, a man sat in a reclining lawn chair, reading and sipping iced tea while his wife mowed the lawn.</p><p>The woman next door is outraged. "Aren't you ashamed, making your wife mow the lawn in this heat? You ought to be hung!"</p><p>"I am," replied the man with a smile. "That's why my wife is mowing the lawn!"</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There was a young fellow named Charteris </p><p>Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. </p><p>She said, "I don't mind, </p><p>And up higher you'll find </p><p>The place where my fucker and farter is."</p><p></p><p>___________________________</p></blockquote><p></p>

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