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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064524662" data-attributes="member: 14320">How to Shower Like A Woman1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundryhamper according to lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If yousee husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - makemental note to do more sit-ups.4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoowith 43 added vitamins.6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mintconditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leaveon hair for 15 minutes.8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrubfor 10 minutes until red.9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffacake body wash.10. Rinse conditioner off hair.11. Shave armpits and legs.12. Turn off shower.13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spraymold spots with Tilex.14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of asmall country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs. 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown andtowel on head. 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up anyexposed areas.How To Shower Like a Man1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of thebed and leave them in a pile.2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife alongthe way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo'sound.3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admirethe size of your wiener and scratch your ass.4. Get in the shower.5. Wash your face.6. Wash your armpits7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the waterrinse them off.8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh athow loud they sound in the shower.9. Spend majority of time washing privates andsurrounding area.10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairsstuck on the soap.11. Shampoo your hair.12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.13. Pee.14. Rinse off and get out of shower.15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floorbecause curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, lightand fan on.18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. Ifyou pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her andmake the 'woo-woo' sound again.19. Throw wet towel on bed.If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.</blockquote>

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