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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064523648" data-attributes="member: 14320">Thoughts On Sex ... Don't do it if you can't keep it up.... No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.... There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.... What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.... Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.... Love comes in spurts.... Virginity can be cured.... Sex is dirty only if it's done right.... Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.... If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.... Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.... Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.... Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.... There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.... You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.... Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.... Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.... A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.... A man in the house is worth two in the street.... When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stopslistening to him.... Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.... The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.... It is always the wrong time of month.... The best way to hold a man is in your arms.... When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.... Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.... Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.... Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.... Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.... The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.... It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.... Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.... Love is a hole in the heart.... Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.</blockquote>