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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064523291" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Confessional</p><p></p><p>A guy goes inside the confessional and says:</p><p>"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."</p><p></p><p>"What did you do, my son?"</p><p></p><p>"Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night,</p><p>and I decided to explore a cave near the shore. When</p><p>I turned on my flashlight, I saw two men having sex."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, so you were the asshole with the flashlight?</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a young fellow named Sweeney,</p><p>Whose girl was a terrible meanie.</p><p>The hatch of her snatch,</p><p>Had a catch that would latch;</p><p>She could only be screwed by Houdini.</p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a young fellow of Harrow </p><p>Whose john was the size of a marrow.</p><p>He said to his tart, </p><p>"How's this for a start? </p><p>My balls are outside in a barrow."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q. Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker? </p><p>A. In case they have to draw blood. </p><p></p><p>Q. Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? </p><p>A. They have to pull their own pants down. </p><p></p><p>Q. What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears? </p><p>A. A blonde standing in front of a tampon machine with a bent quarter</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064523291, member: 14320"] Confessional A guy goes inside the confessional and says: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What did you do, my son?" "Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a cave near the shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I saw two men having sex." "Oh, so you were the asshole with the flashlight? There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie. The hatch of her snatch, Had a catch that would latch; She could only be screwed by Houdini. There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow." Q. Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker? A. In case they have to draw blood. Q. Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? A. They have to pull their own pants down. Q. What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears? A. A blonde standing in front of a tampon machine with a bent quarter [/QUOTE]
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