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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064522937" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies</p><p>Part 2</p><p></p><p>26. Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Even</p><p>the first time. </p><p>27. Married men love fantasizing about their wives</p><p>having sex with other men, and they will jump at the chance to let that</p><p>fantasy come true. </p><p>28. A woman whose male lover has spurned her will</p><p>invariably be a dyke by the end of the story. </p><p>29. Who needs condoms? </p><p>30. Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if they</p><p>indeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on multiple women</p><p>(i.e. their own mothers and the mother's three female friends). </p><p>31. If a woman has small breasts, she will always have dark, pointy, otherwise</p><p>amazing nipples. </p><p>32. She also makes up for her deficiency by having a</p><p>tight ass and a ravenous sexual appetite. </p><p>33. A back rub ALWAYS leads to</p><p>something else. </p><p>34. If a married man's wife has a sister, the sister</p><p>will be a bombshell sexpot (more beautiful than his wife) who is just</p><p>aching for a chance to leap in the sack with him. </p><p>35. Anyone caught in the act of masturbation won't stop, but will instead continue to</p><p>completion. </p><p>36. Older men always prefer younger girls, no matter how</p><p>air-headed they may be. </p><p>37. Older women are desirable only to younger,</p><p>teenaged boys... but fortunately, those older women are more than</p><p>willing to teach those teenage boys how to do it right. </p><p>38. Parents routinely leave porn tapes and sex toys lying around the house for</p><p>babysitters and children to find. </p><p>39. Videos enhance sex. A sexually</p><p>conservative wife/girlfriend will immediately become an insatiable slut</p><p>after watching a hot tape. </p><p>40. No sexually active teenagers have zits.</p><p>41. If a guy has a female friend who's a stripper, he'll end up</p><p>backstage doing all her co-workers. </p><p>42. If a girl has a male friend</p><p>who's a stripper, she'll end up backstage getting gangbanged. </p><p>43. Long hair never gets in the way. </p><p>44. Your girlfriend's mum is a carbon copy</p><p>of her daughter and she's just as horny. </p><p>45. And your best friend's mum</p><p>looks like a sex goddess and hasn't had a good fuck in years. </p><p>46. The guy can always stick it into the girl without missing or fumbling, even</p><p>the first time. </p><p>47. Even after drinking. </p><p>48. When visiting married</p><p>friends not seen since high school/college, you must first smoke pot and</p><p>get a good buzz going before fucking your friend's wife in the ass while</p><p>your own spouse wolfs down gallons of your buddy's come like it was Diet</p><p>Coke. </p><p>49. Flashback mode seems to work best here.</p><p>50. Men never lose their erection in the middle of things.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064522937, member: 14320"] The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies Part 2 26. Anal sex requires very little preparation time. Even the first time. 27. Married men love fantasizing about their wives having sex with other men, and they will jump at the chance to let that fantasy come true. 28. A woman whose male lover has spurned her will invariably be a dyke by the end of the story. 29. Who needs condoms? 30. Young males get hard almost immediately after ejaculation (if they indeed lose erection at all) and are able to perform on multiple women (i.e. their own mothers and the mother's three female friends). 31. If a woman has small breasts, she will always have dark, pointy, otherwise amazing nipples. 32. She also makes up for her deficiency by having a tight ass and a ravenous sexual appetite. 33. A back rub ALWAYS leads to something else. 34. If a married man's wife has a sister, the sister will be a bombshell sexpot (more beautiful than his wife) who is just aching for a chance to leap in the sack with him. 35. Anyone caught in the act of masturbation won't stop, but will instead continue to completion. 36. Older men always prefer younger girls, no matter how air-headed they may be. 37. Older women are desirable only to younger, teenaged boys... but fortunately, those older women are more than willing to teach those teenage boys how to do it right. 38. Parents routinely leave porn tapes and sex toys lying around the house for babysitters and children to find. 39. Videos enhance sex. A sexually conservative wife/girlfriend will immediately become an insatiable slut after watching a hot tape. 40. No sexually active teenagers have zits. 41. If a guy has a female friend who's a stripper, he'll end up backstage doing all her co-workers. 42. If a girl has a male friend who's a stripper, she'll end up backstage getting gangbanged. 43. Long hair never gets in the way. 44. Your girlfriend's mum is a carbon copy of her daughter and she's just as horny. 45. And your best friend's mum looks like a sex goddess and hasn't had a good fuck in years. 46. The guy can always stick it into the girl without missing or fumbling, even the first time. 47. Even after drinking. 48. When visiting married friends not seen since high school/college, you must first smoke pot and get a good buzz going before fucking your friend's wife in the ass while your own spouse wolfs down gallons of your buddy's come like it was Diet Coke. 49. Flashback mode seems to work best here. 50. Men never lose their erection in the middle of things. [/QUOTE]
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