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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064521812" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Two Old Friends</p><p></p><p>Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,</p><p></p><p>"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you</p><p>look less attractive."</p><p></p><p>"I also heard that you've been calling me fat!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes</p><p>you look larger than you really are."</p><p></p><p>"I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on</p><p>his dick!"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, no! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his</p><p>dick!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>McCreedy is sitting at the bar jerking his meat.</p><p></p><p>The bartender says, "Look, Mac, you've got to get out of here."</p><p></p><p>The drunk says, "Are you kiddin'? I can't leave. I can't walk.</p><p></p><p>Hell, I'm so drunk, I don't even know who I'm fuckin'." </p><p></p><p></p><p>There was a young fool name of Raines,</p><p>To get laid, he'd go to great pains,</p><p>Never a genius,</p><p>He thought with his penis,</p><p>But his prick was as dumb as his brains.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Men and women are different.</p><p></p><p>While a guy is having sex he's thinking how great it would be with a different woman. </p><p></p><p>While a woman is having sex she's thinking how lousy it is with this guy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064521812, member: 14320"] Two Old Friends Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you've been calling me fat!" "Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh, no! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!" McCreedy is sitting at the bar jerking his meat. The bartender says, "Look, Mac, you've got to get out of here." The drunk says, "Are you kiddin'? I can't leave. I can't walk. Hell, I'm so drunk, I don't even know who I'm fuckin'." There was a young fool name of Raines, To get laid, he'd go to great pains, Never a genius, He thought with his penis, But his prick was as dumb as his brains. Men and women are different. While a guy is having sex he's thinking how great it would be with a different woman. While a woman is having sex she's thinking how lousy it is with this guy. [/QUOTE]
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