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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064521557" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Unusual Specialty</p><p></p><p>Steve and Rob meet in the parking lot as they arrive for work. Steve </p><p>says, "Jesus Rob, that's a hell of a smile you're wearing today. What's </p><p>the score?"</p><p></p><p>Rob replies "Well, I went down to the bar last night for a bit of fun </p><p>and found myself a wonderful young lady with a rather unusual </p><p>specialty."</p><p></p><p>"Tell me more" says Steve.</p><p></p><p>"First she takes me back to her place, where she whips my cock out of my </p><p>pants and wedges it into a hot-dog bun. Then she packs a couple of </p><p>slices of meat around it, adds a bit of cheese, cucumber and pickles, </p><p>and tops it off with a squirt of mustard. Then she grabs it with both </p><p>hands and slowly eats her way down from tip to balls. It was fantastic."</p><p></p><p>"Jeez Rob, that sounds great - I hope you kept her phone number?"</p><p></p><p>"Sure did, Buddy - here it is."</p><p></p><p>Steve spends all day at work looking forward to the evening's fun; at </p><p>five o'clock he's out the door like a ferret up a drainpipe.</p><p></p><p>Next morning, Rob and Steve meet in the parking lot again, but Steve has </p><p>a face like a wet weekend. Rob asks "What's up, couldn't you find her?"</p><p></p><p>"I found her, all right. She took me back to her place like you said, </p><p>but tried something different. She grabs my prick and puts it between </p><p>two wafer biscuits, then covers it in Neapolitan ice cream, some fruit </p><p>salad, squirts whipped cream all over it, adds strawberry and chocolate </p><p>sauce, then tops it all off with a cherry."</p><p></p><p>"Holy SHIT!" says Rob "That sounds even better than I got - so why the </p><p>long face?"</p><p></p><p>"Well," replies Steve "It looked so good I ate it myself</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064521557, member: 14320"] Unusual Specialty Steve and Rob meet in the parking lot as they arrive for work. Steve says, "Jesus Rob, that's a hell of a smile you're wearing today. What's the score?" Rob replies "Well, I went down to the bar last night for a bit of fun and found myself a wonderful young lady with a rather unusual specialty." "Tell me more" says Steve. "First she takes me back to her place, where she whips my cock out of my pants and wedges it into a hot-dog bun. Then she packs a couple of slices of meat around it, adds a bit of cheese, cucumber and pickles, and tops it off with a squirt of mustard. Then she grabs it with both hands and slowly eats her way down from tip to balls. It was fantastic." "Jeez Rob, that sounds great - I hope you kept her phone number?" "Sure did, Buddy - here it is." Steve spends all day at work looking forward to the evening's fun; at five o'clock he's out the door like a ferret up a drainpipe. Next morning, Rob and Steve meet in the parking lot again, but Steve has a face like a wet weekend. Rob asks "What's up, couldn't you find her?" "I found her, all right. She took me back to her place like you said, but tried something different. She grabs my prick and puts it between two wafer biscuits, then covers it in Neapolitan ice cream, some fruit salad, squirts whipped cream all over it, adds strawberry and chocolate sauce, then tops it all off with a cherry." "Holy SHIT!" says Rob "That sounds even better than I got - so why the long face?" "Well," replies Steve "It looked so good I ate it myself [/QUOTE]
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