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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064521365" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>MEN..... </p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a man and a condom? </p><p>Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive. </p><p></p><p>What do UFOs and caring men have in common? </p><p>You keep hearing about them but you never see any for yourself...... </p><p></p><p>Why is sex like a game of cards? </p><p>Because if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. </p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a man and a bottle of whisky? Whisky </p><p>improves with age. </p><p></p><p>Why does a man have a clear conscience? </p><p>Because it is unused. </p><p></p><p>What do you call a man who has suddenly lost 98 percent of his brain?</p><p>Divorced. </p><p></p><p>What are the three types of men? </p><p>The handsome, the caring and the majority. </p><p></p><p>What's a man's ultimate embarrassment? </p><p>Walking into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. </p><p></p><p>The Xbuffoon made me promise that I wouldn't say that that actually </p><p>happened to him, so I won't tell you. </p><p></p><p>What is a man? </p><p>A life-support machine for a penis. </p><p></p><p>What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? </p><p>You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is. </p><p></p><p>I wanna be first to kiss the bride, no me, no me........ </p><p></p><p>What should you do if your boyfriend starts smoking? </p><p>Slow down. </p><p></p><p>Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? </p><p>Breasts don't have eyes. </p><p></p><p>There was a young German named Ringer </p><p>Who was screwing an opera singer. </p><p>Said he with a grin, </p><p>"Well, I've sure got it in!" </p><p>Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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