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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064520584" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies</p><p>(PART 1)</p><p></p><p>1. When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on</p><p>it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long and 3 inches wide. </p><p></p><p>2. Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion</p><p>of sex. </p><p></p><p>3. All women love to swallow. </p><p></p><p>4. Men and women always cum at the</p><p>same time during sex. </p><p></p><p>5. Premature ejaculation? Never! </p><p></p><p>6. Babysitters are the luckiest people on the face of the earth. </p><p></p><p>7. School teachers and</p><p>college professors are the second luckiest people on the face of the</p><p>earth. </p><p></p><p>8. Women really have the best (or full) orgasms only from phallic</p><p>intercourse. </p><p></p><p>9. When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on</p><p>him, he is more turned on than angry. </p><p></p><p>10. When a woman finds that her</p><p>husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.</p><p></p><p>11. Pool boys/gardeners/groundskeepers are the third luckiest people on</p><p>the face of the earth. </p><p></p><p>12. A girl's first date leads to her first kiss</p><p>before ending with her first fuck. </p><p></p><p>13. Every woman, no matter what age,</p><p>has perfectly trimmed or shaved pubic hair. </p><p></p><p>14. Kids leave the doors to</p><p>their rooms open while they masturbate. Parents leave their doors open</p><p>while they have sex. </p><p></p><p>15. No one ever smells bad, even after having sex</p><p>on a cum-soaked mattress for umpteen hours. </p><p></p><p>16. All men can consistently</p><p>deliver 8-10 thick blasts of semen. </p><p></p><p>17. All black guys are extremely</p><p>well hung. </p><p></p><p>18. All women produce amazing amounts of "juice" that either</p><p>flows down their legs or drips from their pussy like a leaky faucet. And</p><p>they never dry out, even after hours of non-stop sex. </p><p></p><p>19. Newspaper carriers (both boys and girls) are the fourth luckiest people on the</p><p>face of the earth. </p><p></p><p>20. Any woman can deep throat any man no matter how</p><p>long he is. </p><p></p><p>21. Forty-year-old divorced guys have no trouble scoring</p><p>with large-breasted 18-year-old girls. </p><p></p><p>22. Forty-year-old divorced women</p><p>have large-breasted 18-year-old bodies. </p><p></p><p>23. Women cum about 20 times</p><p>from straight missionary fucking. </p><p></p><p>24. Oral sex is the only way to wake</p><p>your lover up. </p><p></p><p>25. The wife has a secret stash of "toys" the husband has</p><p>no clue about.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064520584, member: 14320"] The 100 Rules Of Porn Movies (PART 1) 1. When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long and 3 inches wide. 2. Women's panties become soaked with moisture at the slightest suggestion of sex. 3. All women love to swallow. 4. Men and women always cum at the same time during sex. 5. Premature ejaculation? Never! 6. Babysitters are the luckiest people on the face of the earth. 7. School teachers and college professors are the second luckiest people on the face of the earth. 8. Women really have the best (or full) orgasms only from phallic intercourse. 9. When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry. 10. When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea. 11. Pool boys/gardeners/groundskeepers are the third luckiest people on the face of the earth. 12. A girl's first date leads to her first kiss before ending with her first fuck. 13. Every woman, no matter what age, has perfectly trimmed or shaved pubic hair. 14. Kids leave the doors to their rooms open while they masturbate. Parents leave their doors open while they have sex. 15. No one ever smells bad, even after having sex on a cum-soaked mattress for umpteen hours. 16. All men can consistently deliver 8-10 thick blasts of semen. 17. All black guys are extremely well hung. 18. All women produce amazing amounts of "juice" that either flows down their legs or drips from their pussy like a leaky faucet. And they never dry out, even after hours of non-stop sex. 19. Newspaper carriers (both boys and girls) are the fourth luckiest people on the face of the earth. 20. Any woman can deep throat any man no matter how long he is. 21. Forty-year-old divorced guys have no trouble scoring with large-breasted 18-year-old girls. 22. Forty-year-old divorced women have large-breasted 18-year-old bodies. 23. Women cum about 20 times from straight missionary fucking. 24. Oral sex is the only way to wake your lover up. 25. The wife has a secret stash of "toys" the husband has no clue about. [/QUOTE]
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