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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064520229" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids</p><p></p><p>Mary had a little pig,</p><p>She kept it fat and plastered;</p><p>And when the price of pork went up,</p><p>She shot the little bastard.</p><p></p><p>********************</p><p></p><p>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB</p><p>Her father shot it dead.</p><p>Now it goes to school with her,</p><p>Between two hunks of bread.</p><p>********************</p><p></p><p>JACK AND JILL Went up the hill</p><p>To have a little fun.</p><p>Stupid Jill forgot the pill</p><p>And now they have a son.</p><p>********************</p><p></p><p>SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man </p><p>going to the fair.</p><p>Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,</p><p>"What have you got there?" </p><p>Said the Pie man unto Simon, </p><p>"Pies, you Dumb Ass"</p><p>********************</p><p></p><p>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,</p><p>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.</p><p>All the kings' horses,</p><p>And all the kings' men.</p><p>Had scrambled eggs,</p><p>For breakfast again.</p><p>*************** *****</p><p></p><p>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat </p><p>took a piddle,</p><p>All over the bedside clock.</p><p>The little dog laughed to see such fun.</p><p>Then died of electric shock.</p><p>********************</p><p></p><p>GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,</p><p>Kissed the girls and made them cry.</p><p>And when the boys came out to play,</p><p>He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.</p><p>********************</p><p></p><p>There was a little girl who had a little curl</p><p>Right in the middle of her forehead.</p><p>When she was good, she was very, very good.</p><p>But when she was bad........</p><p>She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, </p><p>and a sports car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064520229, member: 14320"] Nursery Rhymes We Didn't Have As Kids Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon, "Pies, you Dumb Ass" ******************** HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. *************** ***** HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ******************** GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. ******************** There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. [/QUOTE]
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