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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064518580" data-attributes="member: 14320">Right Breast And Left BreastA man is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor, who says this is a good sign, and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from his wife. He rushes out and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing and is a real breakthrough. Obviously the sexual stimulation is getting through to the woman's brain.The doctor then suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in, then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor is shocked and asks what happened. "She choked."======Little Johnny and two of his friends were sitting on a front porch one day after school.Billy looked down the street and saw a bright red Corvette."Some day I'm gonna be a lawyer so I can buy me one of those Corvettes," he said.Robbie looked over at the driveway next to the Corvette and saw a brand new Ferrari."I'm gonna be a doctor," he said, "so I can get me a fast Ferrari."Little Johnny looked over at the other two and replied, "I'm gonna learn how to suck dick when I grow up."The other two jaws dropped."That's what my sister does, and she owns both of those cars," explained Little Johnny.======There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.</blockquote>

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