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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064516703" data-attributes="member: 14320">Some Things You Just Can't Explain.A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comesin and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautifulday getting drunk?"Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So what happened that's so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I gotthe bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So what happened then?Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.Man: and then?Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I gotthe bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over thebucket.Man: Again?Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So, what did you do then?Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on theright.Man: and then?Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just asgot the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket withher tail.Man: Hmmm...Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.Man: So, what did you do?Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt andtied her tail to the rafter.In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....Some things you just can't explain.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~DID YOU KNOW...Frozen shrimp left sitting out for about 3 days in asmall enclosed area tends to smell like the vagina of an 80 year oldhooker?~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~George meets up with a friend on the street, and the friend can tellGeorge is really pissed. He asks him what the matter is.George replies, "The people at Victoria's Secret are SO rude. There I amin their store and I'm trying to buy some panties for my lady, and I'mpicking some out... and the manager asks me to leave!! All I was trying to dowas decide which ones I liked.So - I took the panties out of my mouth and took my business elsewhere."---------- Post added at 05:52 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 11:54 AM ----------The 98 Year Old ManThere was a 98 year old man who moved into a nursing home. For his age, he was very fit and in really good shape. The nursinghome's doctor came in to give him his physical and the man said,"How old do you think I am?" The doctor checked his heart and lungs and had him do a fewexercises and said, "I would say you were around 78." The old man smiled told the doctor that he was actually 98years old. The man was walking out of the doctor's office and saw alittle old lady sitting there. She was pretty gray and was allbent over. The man said to the lady, "How old do you think I am?" She looked him over pretty good then told him to pull downhis pants. He did as he was told. Then she told him to pull hisunderwear down also. He obeyed. She reached over and fondled hisvarious parts and counterparts. She kept this up for quitesometime. She appeared to be in deep concentration. She finallylooked up at the man and said, "I'd say you were 98."The man was stunned! He said, "How could you tell?""I heard you tell the doctor."========"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," reports Sadie to herfriend Sophie. "She goes out to dinner every night at a different restaurant,has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends.""Oh, my daughter's a whore too." ========Q: How can you tell if a girl is a genuine redneck?A: When she can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spitand what to swallow.Q: What is your first clue that a guy is a fag?A: He only checks his appearance in his rear-view mirror.Q: Why should you be suspicious of any guy who keeps passing gas around you?A: Because farts are faggots' mating calls.</blockquote>

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