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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064514437" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Farmer Johnson</p><p></p><p>It was around 8:00 on a Friday night. Farmer Johnson was sitting in his living room</p><p></p><p>listening to his radio when he heard a knock at his door. He stood up and answered the door. The young man standing there said "My name is Joe, I’m here for Flo we are going to the show is she ready to go?"</p><p></p><p>The farmer called his daughter down the stairs, and she and her date left.</p><p></p><p>A little while later another young man knocked at the door, and when the farmer answered the door, the young man said, "My name is Eddie, I'm here for Betty, and we’re going steady, is she ready?"</p><p></p><p>The farmer called his second daughter down the stairs, and she and her date left.</p><p></p><p>Not too long after that, another young man knocked at the door.</p><p></p><p>the farmer again answered the door. The young man standing there said, "My name is Chuck, and I drive a truck..."</p><p></p><p>Before the young man could say another word the farmer shot him dead on the spot.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p>A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.</p><p>The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"</p><p>While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.</p><p>The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your Maw."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064514437, member: 14320"] Farmer Johnson It was around 8:00 on a Friday night. Farmer Johnson was sitting in his living room listening to his radio when he heard a knock at his door. He stood up and answered the door. The young man standing there said "My name is Joe, I’m here for Flo we are going to the show is she ready to go?" The farmer called his daughter down the stairs, and she and her date left. A little while later another young man knocked at the door, and when the farmer answered the door, the young man said, "My name is Eddie, I'm here for Betty, and we’re going steady, is she ready?" The farmer called his second daughter down the stairs, and she and her date left. Not too long after that, another young man knocked at the door. the farmer again answered the door. The young man standing there said, "My name is Chuck, and I drive a truck..." Before the young man could say another word the farmer shot him dead on the spot. *********** A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!" While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your Maw." [/QUOTE]
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