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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064513574" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nursing HomeAn old man in a nursing home was celebrating his 83rd birthday. One of the female residents stopped by his room to say hi. "how are you doing today?" she asked. "I'm celebrating my birthday, today," the man told the woman,"guess how old I am." "drop your pants and let me feel your balls," she said. The old man looked around and decided no one was watching, so he did as the woman said, and she began to feel his balls with her hand. "you're 83," she said. "how did you know?" the old man replied. "you told me yesterday."Little Johnnie is sitting on the fence, watching a bull with two cows. The preacher walks up, and asks Johnnie what he is doing. Johnnie replies, "I'm watching that bull fuck the black cow." The preacher, aghast at the language, tells Johnnie that he should say that the bull is going to SURPRISE the black cow.Johnnie says, "OK." and the preacher leaves.The next day, after church, the preacher is shaking hands with all the parishioners as they leave. When Johnnie appears with his parents, the preacher kneels down, smiles, and says, "So, Johnnie, did the bull SURPRISE the black cow?"Johnnie replies, "He sure did! He fucked the white one!" A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars." He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!"."OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."A few minutes later he came back, shocked again. "Dad, she said, 'Yes!' also!"His dad told him, "There you go."His son looked at him, puzzled. "Dad I still don't understand.""Look son, POTENTIALLY we are multi-millionaires, but in REALITY we are dead broke and living with a couple of whores."</blockquote>

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