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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064512119" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>ASK AUNT NASTY</p><p>Dear Aunt Nasty,</p><p>I have a girl that I'm banging, she lives in the next state, about 350 </p><p>miles from me, I see her about once a month, and we have a great sexual </p><p>relationship and are in love, she is planning on moving in with me this </p><p>summer. the problem is oral sex, in that she will not give it to me, I </p><p>know she does not like to suck, and this is something that I feel I need </p><p>to have a long term relationship work. I could probably coerce her into </p><p>doing it, but knowing her heart wasn't into it would probably destroy </p><p>the fun in it for me. should I tell her not to move in here with me, and </p><p>end the relationship? or should I just let her move here and hope thinks </p><p>work out?</p><p>Gene</p><p></p><p>Dear Gene,</p><p></p><p>My Goodness!! I sometimes think the world has lost all sense of </p><p>reality... Your letter is so full of contradictable statements, that I </p><p>must insist, you need to seek help for your problem. You obviously </p><p>don't know if you are coming or going. How can you have a great sexual </p><p>relationship, if you are not getting what you need?</p><p>How can you say you are in love, when you are already ending the </p><p>relationship before she even moves in?? Oh yeah and since when did a </p><p>woman's enjoyment or the lack thereof, make any difference in your </p><p>enjoyment of it. Just close your eyes and fantasize. Be a MAN!</p><p></p><p>And after you receive help from a good therapist...remember Aunt Nasty </p><p>loves oral sex, and is reputed to give the best head this side of the </p><p>atlantic...</p><p>Aunt Nasty</p><p></p><p>Dear Auntie, </p><p>This matter is getting old. (maybe that's the problem) My problem is </p><p>still that LEG. You know the one that doesn't want to help much.It seems </p><p>that now more than ever it's being LAZY. </p><p>Please tell me, how can I get it motivated? Or what do you suggest I do </p><p>to encourage it? And don't tell me VIAGRA, the last thing it needs is a </p><p>crutch. </p><p></p><p>Signed </p><p>Kansas K_ _ _ _ _</p><p></p><p>Dear Kansas,</p><p>You poor, poor thing...You are in terrible shape, aren't you?? There is </p><p>an old adage that says "Use it, or lose it!" The more you exercise that </p><p>leg, the more you will be able to use it. I suggest that you start by </p><p>stroking it at least a little each day, until such time that you have </p><p>"assistance". AND I would never suggest Viagra,</p><p>If I can't get a man hard by "natural" means then it means he is either </p><p>dead or homosexual, and with my oral talents, even the gays don't stand</p><p>a chance. I would suggest you cum see me, but from your letters I don't </p><p>think you would be "up" to satisfying my voracious hunger! But if you </p><p>start a regular "exercise" regime, you might be </p><p>able to build up the "stamina to go the distance."</p><p></p><p>Aunt Nasty</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064512119, member: 14320"] ASK AUNT NASTY Dear Aunt Nasty, I have a girl that I'm banging, she lives in the next state, about 350 miles from me, I see her about once a month, and we have a great sexual relationship and are in love, she is planning on moving in with me this summer. the problem is oral sex, in that she will not give it to me, I know she does not like to suck, and this is something that I feel I need to have a long term relationship work. I could probably coerce her into doing it, but knowing her heart wasn't into it would probably destroy the fun in it for me. should I tell her not to move in here with me, and end the relationship? or should I just let her move here and hope thinks work out? Gene Dear Gene, My Goodness!! I sometimes think the world has lost all sense of reality... Your letter is so full of contradictable statements, that I must insist, you need to seek help for your problem. You obviously don't know if you are coming or going. How can you have a great sexual relationship, if you are not getting what you need? How can you say you are in love, when you are already ending the relationship before she even moves in?? Oh yeah and since when did a woman's enjoyment or the lack thereof, make any difference in your enjoyment of it. Just close your eyes and fantasize. Be a MAN! And after you receive help from a good therapist...remember Aunt Nasty loves oral sex, and is reputed to give the best head this side of the atlantic... Aunt Nasty Dear Auntie, This matter is getting old. (maybe that's the problem) My problem is still that LEG. You know the one that doesn't want to help much.It seems that now more than ever it's being LAZY. Please tell me, how can I get it motivated? Or what do you suggest I do to encourage it? And don't tell me VIAGRA, the last thing it needs is a crutch. Signed Kansas K_ _ _ _ _ Dear Kansas, You poor, poor thing...You are in terrible shape, aren't you?? There is an old adage that says "Use it, or lose it!" The more you exercise that leg, the more you will be able to use it. I suggest that you start by stroking it at least a little each day, until such time that you have "assistance". AND I would never suggest Viagra, If I can't get a man hard by "natural" means then it means he is either dead or homosexual, and with my oral talents, even the gays don't stand a chance. I would suggest you cum see me, but from your letters I don't think you would be "up" to satisfying my voracious hunger! But if you start a regular "exercise" regime, you might be able to build up the "stamina to go the distance." Aunt Nasty [/QUOTE]
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