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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064511576" data-attributes="member: 14320">A teenage boy is taken to his girlfriends home to meet her parents for the first time.The mother of the girl hands him a piece of cake. They all sit there in silence wondering what to say, when the family dog walks in, sits down, and proceeds to lick its balls. To break the ice, the boy looks at the girls Father and says, "I wish I could do that!" The Father looks at the boy and says, "give it a piece of your cake, and it might let you!"*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Doctor", the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on."The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤* Young Amy likes lifting her dress,And removing her panties to pressIn a manner obscene'Gainst the washing machineTo relieve all her work-a-day stress.</blockquote>

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