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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064510413" data-attributes="member: 14320">Different Scenarios1st Scenario...Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before theirlittle son.Daddy : " Oh!!! You Bitch! "Mommy: " What?? You Bastard! "Son : " Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?" At thismoment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.Daddy : " It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "2nd Scenario...Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex, and therethey mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy wasreading the papers.Son : " Mommy, what's breasts and penises? " At this moment,Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.Mommy: " It means coats and hats, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "3rd Scenario...Daddy was shaving his beard and Son passed by the toilet.Suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed...Daddy: " OH SHIT!! "Son : " Daddy, what's shit? " At this moment, Daddy's eyesbulged, and quickly thought of something to say.Daddy: " It means shaving cream, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "4th Scenario...Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkeyinto the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...Mommy: " Oh FUCK! "Son : " Mommy, what's fuck? " At this moment, Mommy froze.She quickly thought of something to say.Mommy: " It means stuffing, Son. "Son : " Oh I see! "5th scenario...It's Christmas eve! Little Son exuberantly opened the door to let allhis uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.Proudly, he said...Son : " Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all yourbreasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents arebusy at the moment. You see, Daddy is putting shit on his faceupstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don'tworry, they'll be out here in a minute!</blockquote>

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