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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064510205" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Things I Have Learned From Reading My Junk e-mail:</p><p></p><p>1. Everything is absolutely free (or only shipping & handling).</p><p>2. I can become a millionaire overnight just by clicking here.</p><p>3. Hundreds of young beautiful cheerleaders are waiting to perform any </p><p>sexual acts I wish performed on me (or my pets, or my farm animals) if I </p><p>just click there.</p><p>4. I can buy almost anything for practically nothing if I just click </p><p>here.</p><p></p><p>~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~</p><p></p><p>One day at lunch Little Johnny asked one of the kids at school a</p><p>question. "Billy, if you woke up in the middle of the forest, covered in </p><p>KY Jelly, naked in a sleeping bag, and your ass was killing you, would </p><p>you tell anybody?"</p><p></p><p>"No way!" said Billy, "I'd be too embarrassed."</p><p></p><p>So Little Johnny asked, "Wanna go camping?"</p><p></p><p>~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~ </p><p></p><p>Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?</p><p>A: Paper tits!</p><p></p><p>Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?</p><p>A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?</p><p>A: When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?</p><p>A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!</p><p></p><p>Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?</p><p>A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?</p><p>A: Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?</p><p>A: A block of flaps</p><p></p><p>Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween?</p><p>A: Pump kin.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is 60 foot long and stinks of piss?</p><p>A: A conga in an old people's home!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?</p><p>A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?</p><p>A: Toast is brown on both sides.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you recycle a used rubber?</p><p>A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064510205, member: 14320"] Things I Have Learned From Reading My Junk e-mail: 1. Everything is absolutely free (or only shipping & handling). 2. I can become a millionaire overnight just by clicking here. 3. Hundreds of young beautiful cheerleaders are waiting to perform any sexual acts I wish performed on me (or my pets, or my farm animals) if I just click there. 4. I can buy almost anything for practically nothing if I just click here. ~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~ One day at lunch Little Johnny asked one of the kids at school a question. "Billy, if you woke up in the middle of the forest, covered in KY Jelly, naked in a sleeping bag, and your ass was killing you, would you tell anybody?" "No way!" said Billy, "I'd be too embarrassed." So Little Johnny asked, "Wanna go camping?" ~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~ Q: What's worse than a cardboard box? A: Paper tits! Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck? A: When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them. Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again! Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. Q: Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning? A: Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other? A: A block of flaps Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween? A: Pump kin. Q: What is 60 foot long and stinks of piss? A: A conga in an old people's home! Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer Q: What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? A: Toast is brown on both sides. Q: How do you recycle a used rubber? A: You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. [/QUOTE]
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