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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064509754" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Little ActionJon was looking for a little "action."He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.Little did he know that she was darn near a nymphomaniac.After six times having sex, she was screaming for more.After the eighth time, Jon told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.On the way out, he stopped into the men's room.He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped his pants, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his tool.After a couple of minutes fishing around, he finally said, "Look, it's okay. She's not here!"Just as he was leaving for work the man's wife told him that there was a leak in the plumbing. He told her to call a plumber and have it fixed. When he got to work he gave her a call and asked "Has the plumber come yet?" She replied "Not quite but I've got him breathing hard."There was a young lady named HicksWho delighted to play with men's pricks, Which she would embellish With evident relish, And make then stand up and do tricks.Checking AccountA man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked,"How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"</blockquote>

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