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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064469478" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dear GodChip asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"Dad says:"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:‘You've Got Mail!’” At The CinemaAt the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was playing herself furiously.He moved to the next seat to her and offered his help.She welcomed his help, and so the man started playing her like crazy.When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her go back to work on herself with both hands.Wasn't I good enough?" he asked sheepishly."Great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching!"*****At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his jumper.She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the postman tell Mummy 'I'm gonna eat your pussy today!"*****Young Alice is known for her poiseDuring quiet foreplay with the boys.But then when she has 'emAt the brink of orgasm,You can't hear yourself think for the noise.With his pecker limp on the floor,And his wife still imploring for more --"Ten hours of screwingHas been my undoing;I simply can't Fuck any more!"While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,She said as he plunged in his putz,"Do you love me dear Greeley?"He answered, "Not really,I just wanted to blow off my nuts"</blockquote>

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