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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064350444" data-attributes="member: 14320">They Are Keepers If You Hear Them Say...She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . .* I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.* I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!* This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.* Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.* Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.* That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?* I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy.* You're my daddy! You're my daddy!* The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.* Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!* While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.* Bar food again!? Kick ass.* I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class.* That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.* I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.* I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift!* Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.* I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?* It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.* Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass!* My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.* I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.* Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!* You are so much smarter than my father.* If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports center.He's A Keeper If You Hear A Man Say...* I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.* I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.* Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.* I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.* No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.* Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.* I understand.* This movie has too much nudity.* Damn, we're late for church.* No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.* Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.* Put some panties on, for Christ's sake! ShortiesI went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I am a professional - I've seen itall before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out.I said, "My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny"A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells,"No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool..!"His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"Husband replies, "Our wedding video"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra.The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?"The little boy replies,"isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"There once was a lass from Kilkenny,whose usual price was a penny,for half of that sum,you could finger her bum,and have money left over for Denny’s.“Get this…” said the bloke to his mates “Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. “Did he get anything?” his mates asked. “Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”Tight SkirtA nice looking woman wearing a very tight leather skirt was standing in line to board a bus in Houston Texas. When her turn came to get on the bus she went to step up but her skirt was too tight and she could not. She smiled at the bus driver and reached behind her to unzip her skirt just a little to give her enough movement to step up onto the platform. She tried a second time and still her skirt was too tight, so again she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. When she stepped up the third time she still could not reach the step do to her tight skirt. So smiling at the bus driver again she reached behind her for the third time and lowered her zipper even more. It was no use. Her skirt was still too tight to give her enough legroom to step up.All at once the big burly Texan behind her gently grabbed her around the waist and lifted her onto the bus platform. The woman whirled around in a rage. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT! We don't even know each other!"The Texan smiled and said, "Well mam, normally I'd say the same thing. But I thought we were at least friends after the third time you reached behind you and unzipped my fly!"_______A man lost both of his arms in a car accident.When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window.As he looked down from the window, he saw a man with no arms just like him dancing wildly and happily on the street.He decided to find out what made this man so happy.Arriving on the street, he asked, "Hey, brother, stop dancing for a minute and tell what your secret is that you are so happy."The dancing man responded, "What do you mean, happy? Hell no! My ass itches like hell, but I can't reach it."_______A young man from a prominent family was being divorcedby his glamorous wife. His lawyer called with news aboutthe property settlement. "The good news is that she isn'tasking for any share of your future inheritance.""Great!" said the young man. "What's the bad news?""Well," said the lawyer, "after the divorce, she'smarrying your father!"_______My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was soshocked I almost tripped over my cock.Horse ShitA middle-aged woman enters her family doctor's office in a franticstate.She says, "Doctor, I think I'm turning into a horse!"The doctor, taken aback, replies, "I'm sure you may have SOME problem,but I assure you no human has ever turned into a horse."The woman became more insistent and said, "Doctor, look at my teeth.They're getting bigger and more yellow!"The doctor calmly replied, "Yes, I see. Your teeth appear a bit largerand more yellow than your last visit, but I don't think you're turninginto a horse."Getting more frustrated, the woman said, "Well, I think I'm getting amane! Look at all this hair on the back of my neck. It's grown 5 inchesin ONE WEEK!"Becoming more concerned, the doctor said, "You're NOT turning into ahorse. We'll just shave your neck occasionally."At this point the woman became considerably frustrated, speaking fasterand louder. "Just look at my finger and toe nails! They've become verythick and big. I'm developing HOOVES!"The doctor in amazement cried, "Holy cow! I've never seen finger and toenails THAT big!"Then the woman pulls up the back of her skirt and said, "And look atthis, doctor. My backbone is protruding significantly from my butt!"The doctor looked in amazement, then started scribbling on a small pieceof paper.The woman asked, "Are you writing me a prescription?"The doctor said, "No. I'm writing a memo to my brother-in-law. He worksat City Hall. Take this to him and he'll give you a permit to take ashit in the street!"A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "Bur-ger!" whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen."The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts.</blockquote>

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