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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064328795" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pussy JokesA woman was drying herself off in the shower when she suddenly slipped over and landed spread-eagled on the bathroom floor. She tried to stand up again but then she realized that she had landed so hard that her pussy had stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum that she couldn't move.She called out to her husband for help, and he rushed in and tried with all his strength to lift her up, but she just wouldn't budge.So he went next door and got the neighbor. Both of them started pulling her arms with all their strength, but she just wouldn't budge, she was well and truly stuck fast!Suddenly the neighbor said, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her pussy?""Great idea pal," said the husband, "but just let me rub her tits a little so that I can then push her over to the kitchen, the tiles are a lot cheaper in there!";;;;;What's the difference between a clit and a cell phone?Nothing, every cunt's got one!What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing.The cunt is the thing that owns it!What tastes good on pie but not on pussy?Crust!What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand?You can't gargle sand!Have you heard about the New Wave band called 'Toxic Shock Syndrome?'Their new hit is called 'Ragtime!';;;;;Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was. The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so she suggested Sheryl should have a word with her mother. Suddenly she ran into little Johnny."Why are you crying?" asked Johnny."I'm crying because I am bleeding." replied Sheryl."Let me have a look." said little Johnny.She lifted her skirt and showed him."Fucking hell!" laughed Johnny, "No wonder your bleeding, some bastard has cut your cock off!" Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.5. You want to see if it's like the dream.6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.10. No one steals your chair.FriendsFor those tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a touch of reality.* When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revengeagainst the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.* When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.* When you smile...I'll know you finally got laid.* When you are scared...I will rag you about it every chance I get.* When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be and to quit whining.* When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to yourdumb ass.* When you are sick...Stay away from me until you're well again, Idon't want whatever you have.* When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge till the end. Why may you ask?Because you're my friend.</blockquote>

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