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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064326616" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Pet RoosterA farmer and a pet rooster went everywhere together. One day they went to a movie and as the farmer got close to the ticket window the clerk said, "I'm sorry but you can't take animals into the theater." The man looked sad and said "But this is my pet rooster, Clucky. He goes wherever I go. "Oh, I understand.” but if that is the case "you should not come in either." The farmer sighed and said, "Well this time I will leave him in the truck!” So the farmer went around the corner and stuffed Clucky down his pants. He then went back, got his ticket, went into the theater, and sat down next to two old ladies. About halfway through the movie Clucky started struggling so the farmer unzipped his pants to let him stick his head out. The first old lady saw this and turned to her friend and whispered, "Patsy, you’re not going to believe this but the man next to me has just unzipped his pants and let his thing out." Patsy turned to her friend and said, "Well just ignore him. Besides, at our age, we've seen plenty." "Well normally I would agree with you, but this one eating my popcorn!"=====A woman hears that her 98-year-old grandfather has died, and journeys to see her grandmother. After the funeral, she asks, "How did it happen, Granny?" "Well, dear, it happened while we were making love one Sunday morning." "My goodness, Granny, two people almost 100 years old shouldn't be having sex!" the granddaughter exclaims. Her grandmother replies, "Well, dear, it's really a matter of patience and timing. You see, we pace ourselves to the sound of the church bells down the street. In with the ding, out with the dong...and we were doing fine until that damned ice cream truck came by!"=====A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.Woman asks, 'What are you?'He says, 'I'm a Fireman''But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman.'Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!The TRUE Story Of Jack And Jill.Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.Jack pulled down his pants.Jill said, "What's that?"Jack said, "I don't know."Jill pulled down her pants andJack said "EWE!! What's that?"Jill said, "I don't know."And then they went home.Later on, Jill went to her momand pulled down her pants.Jill said, "mommy, what is that?"and her mom said,"that's your garage,never ever let a car park on your garage."Jack went to his dad and pulled down his pants.Jack said, "daddy, what's this?"His dad said"That's your car,don't park a car in anyone's garage till you're older."The next day Jack and Jill went up the hill again.Jack pulled down his pants and Jill said,"Ewe, what IS that?Jack said, "That's my car,I'm not supposed to park my car in anyone's garage."Jill pulled down her pants and Jack said"Ewe, what IS that?Jill said, " that's my garage,I'm not so posed to let any car park in my garage."And then they went home.Jill's mom saw Jill come in and askedwhy she had blood all over her hands.Jill says, "Jack tried to park his carin my garage so I ripped off his back tires!!"</blockquote>

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