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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064314598" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Naughty Little Johnny</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and said not to do that because her pussy had teeth and it would bite!</p><p>Years passed and little Johnny grew into a man. He was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her tits, when she said, "Are you ever going to feel my pussy Johnny?"</p><p>"I can't!" replied Johnny, "All pussy's have teeth!"</p><p>"What do you mean? My pussy doesn't have teeth!" his girlfriend replied, "Look I will show you!"</p><p>Johnny's girlfriend opened her legs wide for him to see and she opened up her pussy hole as far as it would stretch.</p><p>"Your right!" said Johnny, "But I'm not surprised you have no teeth, with gums like that!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">sssss</span></strong></p><p>What's the smallest hotel known to man?</p><p>A cunt. Because you leave your bags outside!</p><p>Why do women find it hard to piss first thing in the morning?</p><p>Have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich!</p><p>Why do women have cunts?</p><p>So that men will speak to them!</p><p>What's worse than a dead dog on your piano?</p><p>An infected pussy on your organ!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">sssss</span></strong></p><p>Little Harry walked into the bathroom and saw his mum with no clothes on standing in front of him. He looked up at her private parts and said, "What's that mum?"</p><p>His mum froze and tried to think of something to say. Finally she said, "That's where your dad hit me with an axe!"</p><p>"Good shot!" replied little Harry, "Right in the cunt!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064314598, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Naughty Little Johnny[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's pussy. She slapped him and said not to do that because her pussy had teeth and it would bite! Years passed and little Johnny grew into a man. He was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her tits, when she said, "Are you ever going to feel my pussy Johnny?" "I can't!" replied Johnny, "All pussy's have teeth!" "What do you mean? My pussy doesn't have teeth!" his girlfriend replied, "Look I will show you!" Johnny's girlfriend opened her legs wide for him to see and she opened up her pussy hole as far as it would stretch. "Your right!" said Johnny, "But I'm not surprised you have no teeth, with gums like that!" [B][COLOR="Red"]sssss[/COLOR][/B] What's the smallest hotel known to man? A cunt. Because you leave your bags outside! Why do women find it hard to piss first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried opening a toasted cheese sandwich! Why do women have cunts? So that men will speak to them! What's worse than a dead dog on your piano? An infected pussy on your organ! [B][COLOR="Red"]sssss[/COLOR][/B] Little Harry walked into the bathroom and saw his mum with no clothes on standing in front of him. He looked up at her private parts and said, "What's that mum?" His mum froze and tried to think of something to say. Finally she said, "That's where your dad hit me with an axe!" "Good shot!" replied little Harry, "Right in the cunt!" [/QUOTE]
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