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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064311479" data-attributes="member: 14320">Myrddin And AspaziaMyrddin and Aspazia are just married and decided to make love on theirwedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. Aspazia didnot want to get pregnant and requested that myrddin buy a condom fromthe shop nearby.When Myrddin went out, Aspazia waited anxiously in the room with allthe lights switched off. Myrddin had a hard time looking for a shop thatsold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he hadonly 20 cents. He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and theshop owner asked him which quality he wanted!."The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each.The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each.And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."So Myrddin took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.While Myrddin was out, a black thief came into the room.Aspazia did not notice and thought that it was her husband. Shegrabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. Aspazia was soexhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When Myrddin reached thehotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto hiswife, mounted her and started fucking her vigourously. Apazia wassurprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyedthe session.A year later, Aspazia gave birth to a black baby boy. When the babygrew up, he asked his father. "Papa, why am I black and you arewhite?" Myrddin shouted " You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you wouldhave been PURPLE."Generation GapDuring one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents, young Michaelcried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women.I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop me!"With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed closebehind."Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try and stop me.""Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute,I'll go with you."=======A blonde decided to commit suicide. So, she thought being hit bya train would not be that bad. She lay with her legs spreadover the railway line. The next day in the paper it read:Train disappearedReward offered=======Q: Did you hear about the new douche they've made for women?A: It's made of Marijuana, Arid Deodorant, and Kentucky Fried Chicken....It leaves you high, dry, and finger licking good!Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witnesswith a Hell's Angel Biker?A: Someone who comes to your door on Sunday and tellsYOU to fuck off!</blockquote>

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